when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you
what if 911 called you
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.
when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
when ur entire class didnt do the homework
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
this is a pic of my microwave it was saying “please close the door”
can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before
oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.
Just nonchalantly throwing in there “you’ll get your period soon” WHO WENT THROUGH AND APPROVED THIS WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
Is she real life Tina Belcher?
when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering