unclefather:

me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now


coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself


concentration-lamp:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"


ellendegeneresofficial:

oomshi:

“out with the old, in with the new” i say as i replace my tampon

youre a boy


trolltina:

me as a parent



copyrlght:

when you try your best

image

but you dont succeed

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spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish

spongyspice:

that was wild from start to finish


coluring:

coluring:

i love holding hands with cute boys

image


tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes


vaginomics:

hey baby girl

vaginomics:

hey baby girl


jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!


angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 


legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS


ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock


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