when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t
*gets 0 on the test*
the question of our generation
Oops silly potatoe
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
when people i hate talk to me:
"what do you want to do with your life?"
lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
can i stay at your place? no hobo