malkiewicz:

Sit tight sweetheart


guy:

*high fives your ass*

*asks for consent before high fiving your ass*


keyblade-assassin:

firelorcl:

hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t

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bingtoolbarvevo:

excuse me

bingtoolbarvevo:

excuse me



itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?


barackobaka:

I’m fucking SCREAMING



mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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apatheticghost:

friendship.jpg

apatheticghost:

friendship.jpg


can i c ur nudes
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bobbyhorin:

this is kinda old 


snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care


cooldadgang:

when small children in public stare at you

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theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.


baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image


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